Supreme tea-chest builder and decorator Andrew Paterson RA*, inspired by his proximity at the time to the ocean – well, the English Channel anyway – requested a sea shanty (cf: comment on yesterday’s post).

And we’re happy to oblige! Apologies in advance for the Rev J. Olly Glum’s inept video work:

• We are pleased to remind other tea chest players that Mr Paterson has signed an exclusivity deal in perpetuity with the Wayside Serenaders so approaching him for similar would be a complete waste of time… As the Rev J Olly Glum so often says: “Get your own bloody artiste!”