… or actually, when the Wayside Serenaders are involved, not muck but just ineptitude. See the Rev. J. Olly Glum fail to play the baritone horn – plus other spectacular misjudgements – when we again take to the streets – more specifically, Speakers’ Corner, beside Minster Pool in Lichfield – this Saturday, 11 June, between about 11am and 1pm.

Coincidently – or should that be contrastingly? – it’s the Lichfield Jazz & Blues Festival this weekend, where you will be able to see musicians who can actually play their instruments… and sing in tune…

Horses for courses, eh?